Happy Columbus Day! I hope you're celebrating the holiday appropriately, by breaking into someone's home and claiming that you discovered and now own it! Or you could just, you know, mourn the genocide of indigenous people by shopping. Because we all grieve in different ways.
You've probably heard lots of great things about Christopher Columbus and tons of inspiring quotes from him about hard work, god, the sea etc. But those don't really capture what Columbus and the colonial expansion of which he was part were all about. So, without further ado, allow me to present these quotes that you may not have heard, from or about Christopher Columbus.
1. Conquest: the perfect chaser for expelling Muslims and Jews. You don't have to be an academic to link Spain's colonial expansion abroad with its inquisition at home. Columbus made the connection himself. Of course he saw this as a good thing, not a bad one - a killer combo, if you will.
He wrote to King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella of Spain
2. These Natives are so nice, we'd be crazy not to enslave them! This excerpt from Columbus' diary describes the Arawak people who greeted him and his men:
3. I was right about how easy that whole subjugation thing would be! In another letter to King Ferdinand, Columbus wrote
4. Rape! Columbus was such a mensch, he would let his men do whatever they wanted with the natives they captured. One of his men and a childhood friend of Columbus, Michele da Cuneo, describes in a letter how he raped a native woman:
5. Not so Christian. But the anecdote captured above was not some isolated incident of cruelty. Ironically, but in no way surprisingly, the Spanish who came to save the "heathens" from their idolatry, weren't very Christ-like in their behavior. In his book The Devastation of the Indies. Bartolome de las Casas, the priest who accompanied Columbus on his conquest of Cuba,detailed the abuse and murder of the native population:
So, happy Columbus Day! Or, actually, let's follow the cities and states who have stopped celebrating Columbus Day andcelebrate, instead, "Indigenous People's Day."